Admit it. You didn't end up here by accident 😈
Neither did the other 10,000. Celebrate the milestone with me, this week I'm being extra generous.
Current waiting time to start NEW orders:
* Socks 🧦 - No waiting time
* Underwear 🩲 - No waiting time
Bros are loving it 😈
So what are you sniffing?
PICK. WAIT. SNIFF.
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01 Choose a pair
Pick the pair you want and choose how long you want me to stink them up for.
Soft, sweaty, warm, or dangerously strong, it’s up to you 😈
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02 I wear them for you
I put them through their time, day by day, until they are ready. Sometimes even wearing a double pair!
You’ll get little updates along the way, because waiting is part of the fun.
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03 Your turn
They arrive vacuum-sealed, worn, and ready to be opened.
Take your time. Enjoy them.
No judgement here.
😈Why don’t you wear them yourself and see what happens? Let the scent wake up again.😈
What's the smell like?
A lot of you have been asking what my feet smell like and the difference between 5 days and 1 week.
My feet smell warm and slightly vinegary, with a real, natural scent that’s definitely noticeable but not too harsh.
- 5 days - Worn day-to-day with a couple of runs in the gym. It is a smell that doesn't bite your nose but is just enough to get you wanting more.
- 1 week - As well as the running in the gym and lots of time on-foot, this option gives you a smell of my feet after 20 hours of intense walking at work.
- 2 weeks - Just like 1 week of wearing but double that! Whenever I take my shoes off, you just know the room is going to fill with that superior smell 😵💫.
- 3 weeks - Only for those who dare...