Admit it. You didn't end up here by accident 😈

Neither did the other 10,000. Celebrate the milestone with me, this week I'm being extra generous.

GET A TASTE

Current waiting time to start NEW orders:

* Socks 🧦 - No waiting time
* Underwear 🩲 - No waiting time

  • 01 Choose a pair

    Pick the pair you want and choose how long you want me to stink them up for.

    Soft, sweaty, warm, or dangerously strong, it’s up to you 😈

  • 02 I wear them for you

    I put them through their time, day by day, until they are ready. Sometimes even wearing a double pair!

    You’ll get little updates along the way, because waiting is part of the fun.

  • 03 Your turn

    They arrive vacuum-sealed, worn, and ready to be opened.

    Take your time. Enjoy them.

    No judgement here.

    😈Why don’t you wear them yourself and  see what happens? Let the scent wake up again.😈

What's the smell like?

A lot of you have been asking what my feet smell like and the difference between 5 days and 1 week.

My feet smell warm and slightly vinegary, with a real, natural scent that’s definitely noticeable but not too harsh.

  • 5 days - Worn day-to-day with a couple of runs in the gym. It is a smell that doesn't bite your nose but is just enough to get you wanting more.
  • 1 week - As well as the running in the gym and lots of time on-foot, this option gives you a smell of my feet after 20 hours of intense walking at work.
  • 2 weeks - Just like 1 week of wearing but double that! Whenever I take my shoes off, you just know the room is going to fill with that superior smell 😵‍💫.
  • 3 weeks - Only for those who dare...